Friday, 6 November 2015

Top # 50+ Funny valentines day quotes





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Top # 50+ Funny valentines day quotes

Funny valentines day quotes
Funny valentines day quotes

I'm only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine's day.
'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.' 

Top 100+ Inspirational Love Quotes For Him and Her

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.'

Top # 100+ Happy Valentines Day Quotes

No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The Best 50+ { love life quotes }

"Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. Emo Philips

Top # 50+ Famous Love Quotes

"Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.

Top # 30+ Quotes About Life and Love

"Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
"Falling in love is so hard on the knees." - Aerosmith
What did the guy with the broken leg say to his nurse? “I’ve got a crutch on you.

Top # 50+ True Love Quotes For Her and Him

I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
"Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franken
This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet.
"I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre

Top # 100+ Sad Love Quotes

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!
Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Top # 50+ Cute Love Quotes For Him And Her

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
"Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown

Top # 50+ Loving You Quotes

I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

The Best # 100+ Love Quotes

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
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