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    Hello there...! Are you looking for Funny Whatsapp Status? then you are at right place. Here at Inspirational Love Quoteswe published some of the best Funny Whatsapp Status to make your Whatsapp status special. Following are some of the best Funny Whatsapp Status that you can set as status.

    Top 50+ Funny Whatsapp Status

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    Can’t talk, telepathy only! 
    SI unit of ignorance = “seen” 
    Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive. 
    WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!! 
    Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC. 
    When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!! 
    I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day 😉 
    DO YOU EVER JUST LIE ON KNEES AND THANK GOD THAT YOU KNOW ME AND MY INTELLIGENCE??? 
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    Never make eye contact while eating a banana, could devastating! 
    If nobody love you, then you are doing something wrong..!. 
    When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy .. 
    ME without you is like: "Facebook" without friends, "Google" with no results & "Youtube" without videos! 
    Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed - Is only because of the shampoo 
    I am type of person ,who wants to get good Marks, but doesn’t want to study! 
    Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3 
    I might as well call you Google, B,coz you have everything that I am looking for.... 
    My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card 
    IF YOU CAN’T CONVINCE THEM, CONFUSE THEM. 
    My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours. 
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    NEVER STEAL. THE GOVERNMENT HATES COMPETITION. 
    Whatsapp users never die but they just go offline. 
    Brain is the best worker,When you can use it... 
    Always respects your self! 
    AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY, BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE FORGET THE FRUIT. 
    Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone... 
    Save Water, Drink Wine!! 
    High Power Come ,with High voltage Current! 
    My first name and your last name ,together make sound great!.. 
    I saw a shampoo with the title: "Rich-looking" So I washed my purse .. 
    Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection. 
    All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.! 
    You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me 
    THE ONLY TIME SUCCESS COMES BEFORE WORK IS IN DICTIONARY. 
    God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china... 
    For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.   
    The greatest pleasure in Life is that what people say you can’t do.! 
    Do not be afraid to step on people... Mario made a career from it. 
    LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND…THAT’S WHY PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL THEY SPEAK. 
    You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status. 
    Whoever says "Good Morning" on Monday's deserves to get slapped :) 
    I Like to study.. Arithmetic - NO ... world history - NO .... chemistry - NO .... GIRLS - YES!!! 
    Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood. 
    C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :) 
    We are WTF generation .... WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook :D 
    Always remember you are UNIQUE… just like everybody else...
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